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The .hack Kink Meme!
The rules are very simple:

1.) Choose a character/pairing/etc. They can be from any .hack related media. This includes the games (the original four .hack games and the .hack//G.U. games), anime (.hack//SIGN, .hack//Roots, .hack//Dusk, etc.), manga, and novels. Het, Yaoi, and Yuri are all welcome. Threesomes are also welcome. Crossovers are okay too.

2.) Choose a kink (ANY kink is fine!).

3.) Post your request ANONYMOUSLY!

4.) If you can, pick a request you're interested in and fill it! Just be sure to do so ANONYMOUSLY!

IP logging is turned OFF.

PLEASE TRY TO FILL ONE REQUEST FOR EACH REQUEST YOU MAKE! This isn't a set-in-stone rule, but it is common courtesy. If you think you can answer a request, please do so! You can make someone very happy! :D It doesn't have to be a super long multi-part story (though those are fantastic). It can be a short little ficlet or a drabble or whatever and that would be fine, as long as it meets the request. You can feel free to launch right into the smut if you can't think of a way to lead into it.

If you spot a pairing/kink you've never tried before, why not challenge yourself to try writing something new? Yaoi writers, try writing het for a change! Het writers, try out yaoi! Experiment and go wild! You're anonymous, so there's nothing to fear. And remember, the more requests you fill, the more tempting your request will be to other writers who come along. In other words, any request you fill is one a potential writer will much less likely choose to fill instead of yours.

Keep in mind that stories posted here will be of an adult nature and will more than likely be NC-17. You're free to request R or below rated fics, but that would be a little strange since this is a KINK MEME. XD

You are free to make as many requests as you want, as well as fill as many as you want. If a request has already been filled, you're welcome to fill it again if you want. Please don't feel discouraged from filling a request that has already been filled. I'm sure the requester would be thrilled to get multiple responses. Just please try to give a little consideration to the requests that have no responses. :D

Please make one request per comment!

If you don't understand what some kinks are, or need ideas coming up with good kinks, here is a great Kink List!

A good way to keep up with this meme and get alerts is to track your thread (from the comment where you made the request) or track the whole meme starting with the original post!

PLEASE PIMP THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! This is so so so important! The more widespread this kink meme is, the more requests we'll get and the more responses we'll get. If you want your request to get filled, please take a little time and link to this kink meme from your journal. Even if no one on your friends list likes .hack, maybe they know someone else who does and would point that person here. Pimp it in related communities, on forums, fanfic writing groups, friends who might be interested, etc. Let's prove that .hack is a big enough fandom to have a great, active kink meme!

SPECIAL NOTICE!!!!
I think I should clarify something, given the strange case .hack's characters present. When you post a request, please specify if you want the fic to take place in the real world between the players. Otherwise, I think most people will assume you want the fic to take place in The World between the characters.

Yeah, I know they shouldn't be able to actually do this stuff/feel stuff in the game, but let's set that aside for the sake of the kink meme and assume they can. This is mainly because we don't know a whole lot about many of the characters outside of their online characters, and because almost all of them are much much hotter in The World. XDDD I'm not saying all fics should take place in The World, just that it's okay for them to even if it doesn't make a lot of sense, and that if you want it to take place in the real world, please specify. Thank you.




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(Anonymous)
2008-11-29 01:48 am UTC (link)
Balmung/Kite/BlackRose. Balmung teaches his two cute pets about pleasure, and gives them a lesson in humility while he's at it. Bonus for taking place in a root town.

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(Anonymous)
2008-11-29 03:55 pm UTC (link)
Tsukasa/Subaru. Their first time in the real world. Incorporate the wheelchair somehow. Please keep Tsukasa's personality intact!

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(Anonymous)
2008-11-29 06:05 pm UTC (link)
HaseoxEndrance - Bondage

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-06 04:44 am UTC (link)
A question to anon from anon: do you have a preference as to whether it's their in-game characters, or Ryou and Kaoru themselves?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-12-06 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-12-08 03:54 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-08-04 07:01 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-11-29 11:33 pm UTC (link)
Kite/Tsukasa Set in The World so they're both boys, but Kite knows Tsukasa is really a girl. Dub-con for Tsukasa.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-01 04:58 am UTC (link)
Atoli/Alkaid, kink ANYTHING GODDAMN. Just, no dildos/sex toys/any o' that shit. Pure lesbian sexin' prefered.

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long fic is long. 1/?
(Anonymous)
2009-03-14 03:59 am UTC (link)
Sorry, OP, that you had to wait so long for your girl sexin'. And sorry that this got long. *laughs*

Haseo had already logged out after the second-round Holy Palace tournament fight, saying that he had to check his email, then go do some homework. Atoli was just about to do the same, saying goodbye to Alkaid, when the Twin Blade said, "Wait a minute, Atoli. You were really good in there. And, uh, sorry about getting you all upset before."

Atoli smiled brightly, though she was clearly surprised by the compliment. "T-thank you," she stammered out. "And you were really fantastic, too. And, well..." She laughed nervously. "Haseo has lots of friends he goes out and does stuff with, so I shouldn't have reacted like that. So I'm sorry too."

The redhead grinned. "So friends, then?", she asked, sticking out her right hand. "Oh, um, sure!" The blonde grabbed her hand and squeezed it, then blushed. Why was her heart pounding like this? She'd talked to lots of people before, and shaken hands with them - at least in the game. And they'd been, well, rivals, until a minute ago.

Alkaid blushed herself, though she didn't exactly know why. Maybe it was that Atoli was blushing and holding her hand a little tighter and a little longer than most people would have, or maybe it was the little spark of electricity that she'd felt when the Harvest Cleric took her hand. She reluctantly let go, then grinned. "Anyway. We should go level together sometime. I'll email you, okay? So give me your member address." The girls exchanged member addresses, then logged off.

The next day, Atoli logged on to an email from Alkaid. "Hey! Meet me at Θ Radiant Maiden's Love. There's supposed to be a staff there that's good for someone at your level, and the monsters are just right for us. It'll be fun!"

She had to wonder about those keywords for a minute, but decided they were random in the end. She nodded to herself, logged on, then warped to Dol Dona. Alkaid was waiting at the Chaos Gate. "Where've you been? Come on!", she said enthusiastically, sending a party invite a second later. Atoli accepted, then paused. "We're not taking a third member?"

Alkaid shook her head. "We don't need one, not with my persistence and your healing skills. We'll be fine!" The blonde wasn't so sure, but nodded anyway. A minute later, they were at the entrance of a temple-styled dungeon.

"All right!" The Twin Blade grinned. "You ready for this? I'm not gonna go easy on you!" Atoli gulped. "Um..."

Alkaid didn't give her a chance to respond before running in. The Harvest Cleric squeaked and ran in after her. By the time she caught up, there was already a barrier up. She gulped again and entered the battle zone. The monsters had already done some damage. Atoli started casting quickly - Ul Repth followed by Ap Corv and Ap Vorv. She kept a careful eye on the Twin Blade's stats, then began striking one of the goblins with her staff. It struck at her, and she didn't dodge fast enough. "La Repth!", she called, just as Alkaid swept in with a Tri-Strike. The goblin fell, and the barrier disappeared.

"That was fun," the redhead grinned, and ran off again. Atoli sighed again, then ran off after her. "Geez..."

A long while and a lot of battles later, Atoli was exhausted, Alkaid was grinning, and the Beast Statue was just ahead. "Take it," the Twin Blade said, pointing at the treasure chest. "Are you sure?"

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long fic is still long. 2/3? 4? - (Anonymous), 2009-03-14 04:00 am UTC
long fic is still, still long. 3/4 - (Anonymous), 2009-03-14 04:01 am UTC
long fic is done. 4/4 - (Anonymous), 2009-03-14 04:03 am UTC
Re: long fic is done. 4/4 - (Anonymous), 2009-03-15 07:55 am UTC
author!anon here - (Anonymous), 2009-03-15 05:20 pm UTC
Re: long fic is done. 4/4 - (Anonymous), 2009-08-19 03:28 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-01 04:59 am UTC (link)
Matsu/Kaede. Matsu has a crazy fantasy involving Kaede after she tells him that she works in the nursing field. Amuse me.

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;D
(Anonymous)
2008-12-01 11:41 am UTC (link)
We all know that Endrance is a feminine man. So surprise me with a tomboyish-girl!Endrance.
Haseo/girl!Endrance.

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Potential Author!Anon aks...
(Anonymous)
2008-12-05 02:54 am UTC (link)
Any preference about the actual gender of En's character (not the player)?
(My filling this doesn't depend on the answer, just on how distracting exams are...)

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Re: Potential Author!Anon aks... - (Anonymous), 2008-12-05 07:19 pm UTC
Re: Potential Author!Anon aks... - (Anonymous), 2008-12-11 06:00 am UTC
Re: Potential Author!Anon aks... - (Anonymous), 2008-12-13 04:43 pm UTC
Untitled, 1/?? - (Anonymous), 2008-12-18 07:24 am UTC
:D - (Anonymous), 2008-12-18 12:44 pm UTC
Untitled, 2/?? - (Anonymous), 2008-12-22 06:29 am UTC
DD: - (Anonymous), 2008-12-23 10:10 am UTC
Re: Untitled, 2/?? - (Anonymous), 2008-12-23 06:58 pm UTC
Untitled, 3/4? 5? - (Anonymous), 2009-01-17 07:03 am UTC
Untitled, 4/4 FTW! - (Anonymous), 2009-01-17 07:05 am UTC
Re: Untitled, 4/4 FTW! - (Anonymous), 2009-02-09 06:00 am UTC
Re: Untitled, 4/4 FTW! - (Anonymous), 2009-02-12 10:33 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-01 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Kite/Natsume. Blushing, awkward first time sex.

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Part One
(Anonymous)
2008-12-03 06:29 am UTC (link)
The cold floor of the underground dungeon probably wasn't the best place to do this. The rough rocks scraped against the back of Natsume's exposed thighs as Kite lightly grinded against her, kissing her neck. He kept himself propped with his left hand while his right fumbled along her shoulder and arm, finally resting on her collar bone.

He raised up enough to look her in the face, and the dim lighting in the dungeon concealed just how red his cheeks were. "Is... uh... everything okay?"

Natsume nodded with a smile, her own face burning.

"Sorry," Kite said, looking away from her eyes, "I know this isn't comfortable."

Natsume shook her head. "Please don't worry about it. There's no other place we can do this."

It was true. Root towns were out of the question and fields were too widely open. Choosing a high-level, random dungeon was the only option. At least it was fairly dark and had walls to shield them from view long enough to stop if they heard anyone approaching.

Kite leaned in and kissed her lips, finally moving his right hand down to gently squeeze her breast. Her breath hitched slightly and he immediately withdrew his hand. "Sorry!" he said quickly.

"Oh, no... it's alright. It just surprised me."

"Are you sure?"

Natsume smiled again and took his right hand in hers, then replaced it on her breast. "We both decided to do this, right?"

Kite grinned, then continued to kiss her as his hand caressed her body. He was totally winging it, unsure of what to do after massaging her breast. Should he try to undress her? Undress himself? Move his hand down lower, between her legs? His face felt like it was on fire, and he was thankful for the darkness. He had watched a few adult movies in preparation, had read things on the internet (and inadvertently stumbled upon horrors he would not soon forget), yet he still felt infinitely uncertain.

Natsume returned his kisses eagerly and moaned quietly when he focused the attention of his fingers on the hardening nipple he felt through the fabric of her dress. Moaning was good. At least he thought it was, so he continued this until Natsume sat up suddenly.

Kite jumped back, suddenly afraid that he had done something wrong. Natsume's brows were knitted together and her face looked worried. He waited until she spoke.

"I know it's silly, because we're in the game and this isn't my actual body, but... I'm still embarrassed. So turn around, okay? While I take my clothes off?"

Kite's fears dissolved as realization dawned. "Sure," he said with a smile, then stood up and turned his back to her. He heard her get to her feet, then heard the distinct sound of fabric being shuffled about. He held his breath as he waited.

"O-okay," he heard Natsume say in a small voice.

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Part Two - (Anonymous), 2008-12-03 06:30 am UTC
Re: Part Two - (Anonymous), 2008-12-08 02:25 am UTC
Re: Part Two - (Anonymous), 2008-12-08 04:52 am UTC
Re: Part Two - (Anonymous), 2008-12-11 09:31 pm UTC
would it be selfcest?
(Anonymous)
2008-12-02 12:49 am UTC (link)
ugh. I feel cruel for making a request when none of the others have been filled. xD; I'll have to fill one later y/y?

Anyways. After reading the extra from .hack//Link, a strange pairing popped into my head.

Azure Kite x Shugo x Kite. The kink is the fact they all look the same 8'D How about it, Anon?

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Re: would it be selfcest?
(Anonymous)
2008-12-03 05:22 am UTC (link)
SECONDED SO HARD. SOMEONE DO THIS.

AND YES TO FILLING ONE LATER. PLEASE DO.

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Re: would it be selfcest? - (Anonymous), 2008-12-19 11:28 pm UTC
OP - (Anonymous), 2008-12-27 01:26 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-02 03:23 am UTC (link)
OvanxHaseo and just about any kink you can throw them into, though I've got a preference towards some D/s.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-06 05:58 am UTC (link)
Can it take place during Roots, or do you prefer it during the games?

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-12-06 10:00 pm UTC
1/2 - (Anonymous), 2008-12-08 07:44 am UTC
2/2 - (Anonymous), 2008-12-08 07:45 am UTC
Re: 2/2 - (Anonymous), 2009-02-17 02:43 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-02 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Haseo/Silabus - Come on, with Xth form and Silabus' belts, it's going to be tricky.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-06 05:56 am UTC (link)
KuhnxSilabus. PLEASE. Don't care what the kink is. If you have to have one, you can have them in an alley in Mac Anu with the possibility of being seen.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-12 08:50 am UTC (link)
Seconded! Also, if I may suggest http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3718154/1/Snow_Scene
Fluffy KuhnSila

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-12-10 05:33 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-07 03:39 am UTC (link)
I dare someone to do Kaki Leader/ohmRICE!

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-08 02:54 pm UTC (link)
OH GOD I LOL'D. I second this, it would be just so hilariously awesome!

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-12-08 06:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2008-12-23 07:00 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-01-10 12:13 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-07-10 11:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-07-12 11:44 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-08 07:54 am UTC (link)
Haseo/Pi - Angry, violent, throwing each other against walls hate-sex! Please to be having them screaming/cursing/insulting each other (and their sexual performances) the whole time, even though they're both really into it.

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1/2
(Anonymous)
2008-12-29 01:40 am UTC (link)
”Oh shi-- Could you PLEASE for one minute remember that my head isn’t made of some unbreakable material?!”

“Oh shut up, you know you like it, you sick perv.”

Haseo flinched as his head once again met the wall, and not in a very gentle manner. There wasn’t much time to think though; Pi was already opening the buckles of his clothes while biting his neck at the same time.

“Ah- nh!” Haseo gasped in pleasure. Pleasure? Was this pleasurable? It was Pi for god’s sake, he hated the goddamn hag. And he was still in the game, should he be feeling anything anyway? Then again, it was still Pi we’re talking about. She made everything possible. Just look at her. Mm, she’s actually kinda hot when she’s aggressive… Haseo felt his pants getting tighter. Damn that bitch.

“What do you think you’re doing, brat?” Pi shouted as she was pushed down to the floor. Haseo fell on top of her and aggressively ripped off the little clothes she had to begin with.

“You’re too slow, and that pathetic lip work on my neck was just sad. You’d think that a woman of your age would know how to handle a man. Right, granny?”

“Why you little… A snotty teenager like doesn’t have much to say.” Pi attempted to sit up, but Haseo held her down. “I’d fuck your brains out in a second.”

“Prove it, hag.”

“Don’t mind if I do, hobo.”

On that note Haseo released her and sat up. Watching Pi there, completely naked but still wearing her glasses, made the aching bulge in his pants grow, resulting a pain far more intense than he had imagined.

“Hurry up now, I’m waiting.”

“Che. Inexperienced kids should know when to shut up.”

Pi removed the belts on Haseo’s waist. Haseo sighed when he felt some of the pressure binding his cock releasing.

“What, already at the peak, are we?”

“Shut your trap.”

Haseo almost hummed in pleasure when Pi pulled his pants all the way down, revealing his already twitching member. Then he suddenly realized something. He had never seen his penis in The World. What if it was smaller than in the real world? He didn’t want to brag or anything, but he had quite the package. At least it was bigger than most of his friends’. He looked down in attempt to see his length, but only got a brief look before the whole thing disappeared inside Pi’s mouth.

Holy shit… he thought as Pi started moving back and forth. Way too soon he was on the edge, and he felt his semen starting to drip out. Pi felt it too and quickly pulled his cock out of her mouth, while still massaging it with her hand. With a muffled gasp Haseo came, right between Pi’s massive bare breasts.

“You know, for someone called The Terror of Death you really are too pathetic.” Pi caressed her boobs and then licked some of the semen from her fingertips.

Haseo grumbled. That damn bitch knew fully well that he had been hard since the beginning of this farce. Actually, he was getting hard again.

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2/2 - (Anonymous), 2008-12-29 01:42 am UTC
OP Here - (Anonymous), 2008-12-29 10:14 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-08 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Inspired by this picture (http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w88/Clammin/Anime%20Wallpapers/Dot%20hack%20GU/HaseosHarem-1.jpg). Everyone in this picture on their hands and knees begging for Haseo's cock. Bonus if this leads to some sort of competition.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-10 05:16 am UTC (link)
NEEDS MORE DUSK.

Balmung/Rena. Kink being the age difference. Rena's first time.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-12 08:48 am UTC (link)
Matsu/Hiiragi - Anything, can be Shingo/Fumihiko.

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-15 04:02 am UTC (link)
Seconded because Hii-chan needs more luvvins.

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THIRDED - (Anonymous), 2009-01-18 05:28 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2008-12-20 12:21 am UTC (link)
Silabus is always so sweet. How about closet-rapist!Silabus? He uses the game world to act out his hidden sinister urges. Anyone can be a victim, but I'd love for you to include Gaspard and Atoli (especially if Gaspard is sort of willing because he's in love with Silabus).

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(Anonymous)
2008-12-24 10:47 am UTC (link)
Haseo/Atoli - Mistletoe and chocolate. Please someone do this in time for Christmas! Please please please?

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Let's not let this die, guys!
(Anonymous)
2009-01-12 12:51 pm UTC (link)
Haseo/Zelkova/Kaede. Kink: Rope. Lots and lots of rope.

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(Anonymous)
2009-03-06 04:41 am UTC (link)
Rope, huh? I'm gonna pretend Zelkova is older in real life, because I don't like shota much.

I'll write the response on a doc, then post it her, okay? :)

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2009-03-08 08:33 am UTC
Special Notice!
(Anonymous)
2009-02-09 06:04 am UTC (link)
I really don't want to let this die, because I think there are a lot of great requests and fics coming from this meme. But there seems to be a dry spell right now. Let's all try to keep this alive by each of us taking the time to write just one response to a request and each making one new request after we write the response. Think of all the great fics we could get from this! I'll do my part, so I hope you'll all consider doing the same. Thanks!

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Needs More Femslash
(Anonymous)
2009-03-12 03:02 am UTC (link)
I was a good Anon and filled a request, so now let's see if I can help kickstart the meme.

What I would like is some ShinoxTabby, in that order. Whether it's Roots or post-GU is up to writer!Anon. Set in-game. Tabby looks up to Shino an awful lot, and at some point it becomes more than admiration. Smut, please and thank you. Kink lies in Shino's big-sister nature and Tabby's tendency to act like a cat, I guess.

Don't die, guys!

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Trying to kickstart this thing!
(Anonymous)
2009-03-14 04:07 am UTC (link)
I just wrote 2400 words of femmeslash, and I've never done so before. So...I know we've had a lot of Haseo/Endrance requests, but I...want to request one more. Hurt/comfort, would prefer Haseo being the one doing the comforting. (And yes, Haseo/Endrance, not Ryou/Kaoru, though I wouldn't necessarily say no to the latter.)

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Potential!Authoress here, but quick question.
(Anonymous)
2009-08-05 05:33 pm UTC (link)
We have so many Haseo/Endrance requests because Haseo X Endrance is love. Hurt/Comfort it is, but I was just wondering, do you mind a fair chunk of angst? I've started writing, but I was just wondering which direction this should go... Like, only minor angsty, or full-blown angst? Do you have a preference? Because I can totally do either. (Well, I hope. I don't particularly like my writing style too much, but I wanted to give this a try.)

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OP here~ - (Anonymous), 2009-08-08 04:20 am UTC
Potential!Authoress Here - (Anonymous), 2009-08-10 03:05 pm UTC
Re: Potential!Authoress Here - (Anonymous), 2009-08-13 07:23 pm UTC
Re: Potential!Authoress Here - (Anonymous), 2009-08-14 12:27 pm UTC
I WANT A ELF x KITE FANFIC!
(Anonymous)
2009-05-04 01:48 am UTC (link)
yes i would like an elk x kite fan fic, i want them to be kinda of innocent in a way and also i want mai (sp?) to randomly appear

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Kite/Mistral
(Anonymous)
2009-05-08 12:48 am UTC (link)
kite/mistral, maybe commical first time for sex kinda thing in the world

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